Okay, I swear... this will be the last one. It's gotta be or I'm gonna get caught. LOL Seeing as I'm pregnant, I just couldn't resist doing this one...
Rayna:Your Celebrity Baby Name Is...
Rory:Your Celebrity Baby Name Is...
Me:Your Celebrity Baby Name Is...
Blake:Your Celebrity Baby Name Is...
NOW he's really gonna shoot me...
Friday, September 28, 2007
*Snort*
Hmm...
Yeah, well, what can I say? These Blogthings are addicting...Your Relationship Will Last... A Long Time! http://www.blogthings.com/howlongwillyourrelationshipwithyourguylastquiz/">How Long Will Your Relationship With Your Guy Last?
Not sure I wanna tell Blake about this one... LOL
My Karaoke Song...
Since I seem to have been neglecting ya'll lately, thought I'd have a little fun...Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Baby Got Back"
Your friends can count on you to get a party started, and you'll party hard until you can't remember their names.You're charismatic, charming, and a total character. With or without a few drinks in you.
You might also sing: "I Touch Myself," "Oops I Did it Again," or "My Humps"
Stay away from people who sing: "Candle in the Wind"
And yeah, Blake's still laughing...
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Drunk Blogging
The Top 5 Reasons why Ali should not blog while drinking:
#5: She tends to ramble a LOT and gets off topic very easily. You remember that night, Albie, that we went to the karaoke bar? Yeah, that one, down off The Strip. Yeah. That was the night I first thought about a blog. Not that it happened right away because Andy had this idea and… what?
#5: She gets very irritated very easily (even more than normal, believe it or not) and starts to yell foul things at the computer when she can’t type properly because she can’t see the keys. Like now. $%^@! Keyboard! TYPE!
#3: Did I mention that she gets off topic really easily? And has an awful time finding her way back again. She’s still in the corner rambling on to her brother about a night in a bar somewhere in Vegas. *shakes head*
#2: She gets awfully frisky and I’d really, really hate for her to be wasting all that well-deserved friskiness on the computer. A man’s got needs ya know…
And the #1 reason why Ali should not be let near her blog while drinking is…
HEY! WAIT!! SHE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING ANYWAY!!!!!!!! (Sheesh, I guess it’s a good thing it’s ME that’s drinking and blogging and not her huh?)
~Blake and his Bacardi
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Inconsistencies
So, you see, I have this certain officer of higher rank that is a bit of a thorn in my side. He’s so very particular about things that it drives me nuts. He’ll stop mid-stride to pick up the smallest scrap of paper off the floor, even if I’m right behind him with the vacuum. Or, worse yet, he’ll stop everything to straighten a crooked book or pile of folders. ARGH! This minute attention to detail wouldn’t be so horribly annoying if he weren’t so inconsistent.
Using the restroom after him is a joke. Paper towels miss the trashcan. Droplets sprinkle the floor surrounding the toilet. And what’s the most irritating part? Water splashed all over the faucet and countertop. Not such a big deal right? But when he’s so anal about everything else, you’d think he’d pay more attention. But no such luck. Too easy, I think.
Being the preggo cow that I am, I just wandered into the kitchenette our little block of offices share so we don’t have to keep leaving our posts to hit the mess hall. There were splashes of coffee all over the kitchen counter. Rice stuck to the inside of the sink. Some sort of gravy-type-sauce splattered in the microwave.
What the hell?
Can you either be a total slob or an obsessive cleaner? Please? Just choose one or the other and stop annoying me with your inconsistent behavior! This child of mine is about to unleash the holy horror of preggo hormones on you if you aren’t careful!
*deep breaths*
Okay, I think I’m better now. So, where’s the chocolate?
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