Drunk Blogging

The Top 5 Reasons why Ali should not blog while drinking:

#5: She tends to ramble a LOT and gets off topic very easily. You remember that night, Albie, that we went to the karaoke bar? Yeah, that one, down off The Strip. Yeah. That was the night I first thought about a blog. Not that it happened right away because Andy had this idea and… what?

#5: She gets very irritated very easily (even more than normal, believe it or not) and starts to yell foul things at the computer when she can’t type properly because she can’t see the keys. Like now. $%^@! Keyboard! TYPE!

#3: Did I mention that she gets off topic really easily? And has an awful time finding her way back again. She’s still in the corner rambling on to her brother about a night in a bar somewhere in Vegas. *shakes head*

#2: She gets awfully frisky and I’d really, really hate for her to be wasting all that well-deserved friskiness on the computer. A man’s got needs ya know…

And the #1 reason why Ali should not be let near her blog while drinking is…

HEY! WAIT!! SHE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING ANYWAY!!!!!!!! (Sheesh, I guess it’s a good thing it’s ME that’s drinking and blogging and not her huh?)

~Blake and his Bacardi