Mwahahahahahaha...

I think I love the Internet... you can learn how to do darn near anything online... Like make a homemade crossbow.

Thank you WikiHow!

LMAO

~A Scary Ali (according to Blake...)

OY

and double vey.

That freaking BLONDE is involved.

*sigh*

Why Blake, why? What made you say yes? A duet? What the hell were you thinking?

Ah, that's right... you WEREN'T... Stay tuned, this can't be good.

~Ali, aggravated and irritated

Blake...

is being weirder than normal. Should I be concerned?

I'm just... concerned... that that BLONDE is involved again somehow.

~Ali