The Truth Behind the Marriage Vows

…that no one tells you about.

So, being the good wife that I am, I’m sitting here reading Rick and Bubba’s Guide to the Almost Nearly Perfect Marriage by Rick Burgess & Bill “Bubba” Bussey.

Anyway, there’s this section on what ‘for better or for worse’ really means.  I was laughing along at most and then I came across one that hit a little too close to home…

For Better: He bags a deer that supplies her with enough meat to last all winter.

For Worse: He spends $4,328 on equipment and the hunting trip to do it.

Rick?  Bubba?  Have you been peeking in my windows?

::sigh::

But, you boys would be proud of me… I knew what I was getting into when I married him… I think.

~Ali