You Have (1) New…

… is Allyson Matson Naughty or Nice? question to answer.

Huh. 

Why do you care?

I mean, this Allyson Matson is married, thus making it NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 

Not to mention the fact my husband has a gun.  Several, to be truthful.

Oh, wait… and so do I…

And they said social networking was supposed to be fun… if that’s true, tell me how my fish started up a speed dating service?