Really.
You’d be amazed by not only #1) the things that Blake has discovered in his time off ‘work’ but also #2) the things he’s able to coerce me into once he’s discovered him.
Damn him and his big blue eyes anyway!
So, there we were, on New Year’s Eve, hanging out at a local place we frequent (although, not so frequently these days, kids and all) when they announce the evening’s entertainment. Yeah, you guessed it – Topless Bull Riding.
The first was rather good; you could tell she was a professional. Professional what I’m not going to even contemplate, but she was much better than the second. Those fake boobs just don’t bounce like the real thing.
The second, she was definitely an amateur. Twelve too many shots o’tequila, I’m thinking. And damn, we’re all lucky someone didn’t lose an eye by the time she was finished.
Next year, I’m thinking we’ll stay home with the kids. Or, should we decide to venture out, I’m so not letting him pick the activity.
~A slack-jawed and wide-eyed Allyson
3 comments:
What, you didn't give it a try???
Not with these babies. First, I would have had a cowboy plastered to them and second, someone WOULD have lost an eye... it was cold in there.
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